Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Dust 1913" and "CLASS D" flanking

1913" and "CLASS D" flanking a dark green silhouette of a piggy bank with a baseball resting on top

Golden-yellow old English text arches reading "Ho Ho Hold" above a retro hand-drawn Santa Claus in a red suit with green gloves

Abraham Lincoln freed a nation but couldn't free himself from being the default clip art for every guy who needs a constitutional excuse to shotgun a beer at noon

cocktail lounge

bringing Class A baseball to a Rhode Island city already steeped in the game

Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Dust 1913" and "CLASS D" flankingDrinking from a garden hose that's been baking on asphalt since June was an entire generation's hydration plan. Somehow we all turned out fine, or at least functional enough to joke about it. The Details: Bold black lowercase retro rounded text reads "raised on hose water and neglect" in a stacked centered layout. Below, a green hand drawn illustration depicts the end of a garden hose spraying water in an uneven splatter pattern. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe